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Dyslexics... They're teople poo

Dyslexics... They're teople poo  Lame Pun Coon

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.  Lame Pun Coon

A penny for your thoughts on why you deserve a penny

A penny for your thoughts on why you deserve a penny  Lame Pun Coon

I wonder if Stanford's kicker is kicking himself in the ass today? Because he sure wasn't kicking the ball through the uprights last night!

I wonder if Stanford's kicker is kicking himself in the ass today? Because he sure wasn't kicking the ball through the uprights last night!  Lame Pun Coon

Mike is flaccid Sorry, no hard feelings

Mike is flaccid
 Sorry, no hard feelings  Lame Pun Coon

So today in school we learned about orange juice but it was hard to concentrate.

So today in school we learned about orange juice but it was hard to concentrate.  Lame Pun Coon

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy  Lame Pun Coon

How do I breathe in these tight jeans? Pants.

How do I breathe in these tight jeans? Pants.  Lame Pun Coon

I wear rubbers when i want to have safe socks.

I wear rubbers when i want to have safe socks.  Lame Pun Coon

Why did Mozarts intermission take so long? He was Hayden off stage. Don't worry, he came Bach

Why did Mozarts intermission take so long? He was Hayden off stage. Don't worry, he came Bach  Lame Pun Coon
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