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I may be a coon but im not black

I may be a coon but im not black   Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a penguin who drives a taxi? A penguin cab driver.

What do you call a penguin who drives a taxi? A penguin cab driver.  Lame Pun Coon

A senator was caught having sex with a bill He was charged with statutory rape

A senator was caught having sex with a bill He was charged with statutory rape  Lame Pun Coon

the hipster burnt his mouth cause he ate his pizza before trey said so

the hipster burnt his  mouth cause he ate his pizza before trey said so  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the guys whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Did you hear about the guys whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.  Lame Pun Coon

What did the boy say about base ten numbers? They were in-tens.

What did the boy say about base ten numbers? They were in-tens.  Lame Pun Coon

Stealing my puns? You be eeling.

Stealing my puns? You be eeling.  Lame Pun Coon

Friend asked if I wanted to go sledding I said there was snow way

Friend asked if I wanted to go sledding I said there was snow way  Lame Pun Coon

10 old men entered a pun contest, hoping to win the grand prize but no pun in 10 did.

10 old men entered a pun contest, hoping to win the grand prize but no pun in 10 did.  Lame Pun Coon

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