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What kind of doctor is available 24 hours a day? An Oncologist

What kind of doctor is available 24 hours a day? An Oncologist  Lame Pun Coon

Who do the inches follow? Their ruler!

Who do the inches follow? Their ruler!  Lame Pun Coon

My shoes are like gingers They don't have soles

My shoes are like gingers They don't have soles  Lame Pun Coon

What did the tree say to the lumberjack? "Leaf me alone!"

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I gave my dead batteries away Free of charge, of course

I gave my dead batteries away Free of charge, of course  Lame Pun Coon

What religion do frat boys practice? BRAH-manism

What religion do frat boys practice? BRAH-manism  Lame Pun Coon

what does forever alone call his appartment? i-pad

what does forever alone call his appartment? i-pad  Lame Pun Coon

Why doesn't anyone know where Mozart is buried? BECAUSE HE'S HAYDN!

Why doesn't anyone know where Mozart is buried? BECAUSE HE'S HAYDN!  Lame Pun Coon

I told my buddy ten puns - did they get a laugh? Not one pun in ten did.

I told my buddy ten puns - did they get a laugh? Not one pun in ten did.  Lame Pun Coon

I REDDIT

 I REDDIT  Lame Pun Coon
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