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So you can drive a car, but what do you have to chauffeur it?

So you can drive a car, but what do you have to chauffeur it?  Lame Pun Coon

The Energizer Bunny got arrested! He was charged with battery.

The Energizer Bunny got arrested! He was charged with battery.  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents!  Lame Pun Coon

The creator of Battleship had a tumor. It's OK, they found out it was benign

The creator of Battleship had a tumor. It's OK, they found out it was benign  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about F7U12? It's all the rage.

Did you hear about F7U12? It's all the rage.  Lame Pun Coon

I've got your lame opera puns right here... Carmen get 'em.

I've got your lame opera puns right here... Carmen get 'em.  Lame Pun Coon

You know how many Indian food jokes I know? Naan

You know how many Indian food jokes I know? Naan  Lame Pun Coon

That eel is trying to replace me I knew something smelled fishy

That eel is trying to replace me I knew something smelled fishy  Lame Pun Coon

Someone ran into me on my way to math class That was ROOD

Someone ran into me on my way to math class That was ROOD  Lame Pun Coon

I had to leave work to get a colonoscopy It was a pain in the butt

I had to leave work to get a colonoscopy It was a pain in the butt  Lame Pun Coon
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