Lawyer Dog

permission to treat the witness as hostile? grrrrrrr arrrrroooof arrrroooof grrrrrrrr

permission to treat the witness as hostile? grrrrrrr arrrrroooof arrrroooof grrrrrrrr  Lawyer Dog

Me desculpem... ...mas o gato estava dirigindo o carro?

Me desculpem... ...mas o gato estava dirigindo o carro?  Lawyer Dog

SO he made you lick the peanut butter from where !? In all my years of work, i have never seen a case like this.

SO he made you lick the peanut butter from where !? In all my years of work, i have never seen a case like this.  Lawyer Dog

So you eat your own poop? Perfect insanity case!

So you eat your own poop? Perfect insanity case!  Lawyer Dog

Hello Peter, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We a

Hello Peter, whats happening? 
Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. 
So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk...  oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. 
We a  Lawyer Dog

So you have bad luck after crossing a black cat? Sounds pretty far fetched.

So you have bad luck after crossing a black cat? Sounds pretty far fetched.  Lawyer Dog

Your owner won't pause his bioshock infinite session to take you outside? If you've done your due diligence and barked at the door for awhile with no success, the law says you can pee anywhere you like.

Your owner won't pause his bioshock infinite session to take you outside? If you've done your due diligence and barked at the door for awhile with no success, the law says you can pee anywhere you like.  Lawyer Dog

I'm sorry to hear that your mother died. But Biscuit did leave you her collection of squeaky toys.

I'm sorry to hear that your mother died. But Biscuit did leave you her collection of squeaky toys.  Lawyer Dog

you weren't compensated for your viral video? I'm positive we can win this Mr. Fenton

you weren't compensated for your viral video? I'm positive we can win this Mr. Fenton  Lawyer Dog

Before we begin You do realize that I demand payment in kibble, right?

Before we begin You do realize that I demand payment in kibble, right?  Lawyer Dog
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