Lawyer Dog

You broke probation at the bar? This is going to be a ruff legal battle.

You broke probation at the bar? This is going to be a ruff legal battle.   Lawyer Dog

let me get this straight; sarah kicks my client in the face, and duchess is on trial? I request that we paws and examine who the real victim is.

let me get this straight; sarah kicks my client in the face, and duchess is on trial?  I request that we paws and examine who the real victim is.   Lawyer Dog

you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too

you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too   Lawyer Dog

I just graduated from law school, the job market is ruff

I just graduated from law school, the job market is ruff  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner won't allow you on the couch? Nolo contendere. I'll have the judge issue a bench warrant for his arrest.

So, your owner won't allow you on the couch? Nolo contendere. I'll have the judge issue a bench warrant for his arrest.  Lawyer Dog

Dogged by creditors? I'll make them flea!

Dogged by creditors? I'll make them flea!  Lawyer Dog

Sus amig@s no se comunican con Ud. por facebook? Gustavo Adolfo deme los nombres

Sus amig@s no se comunican con Ud. por facebook? Gustavo Adolfo deme los nombres  Lawyer Dog

Looks like you were collared by the police in a sting operation. They were tailing you for months.

Looks like you were collared by the police in a sting operation. They were tailing you for months.  Lawyer Dog

So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but they never actually threw it? You've started to perform. BREACH of contract!!

So, your owner made you fetch the ball, but they never actually threw it? You've started to perform. BREACH of contract!!  Lawyer Dog

If the collar doesn't fit you must aqcuit

If the collar doesn't fit you must aqcuit  Lawyer Dog
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