Lawyer Dog

Healthcare mandate without veterinary provisions? That's ruff!

Healthcare mandate without veterinary provisions? That's ruff!  Lawyer Dog

He put the biscuit on your nose but wouldn't let you eat Cruel and incanine treatment

He put the biscuit on your nose but wouldn't let you eat Cruel and incanine treatment  Lawyer Dog

don't worry about the prosecution i eat pieces of shit like them for breakfast

don't worry about the prosecution i eat pieces of shit like them for breakfast  Lawyer Dog

Your case might be more complicated than i thought How close did you say you were tailgating your own tail?

Your case might be more complicated than i thought  How close did you say you were tailgating your own tail?  Lawyer Dog

YOUR TAIL FOLLOWING YOU? I CAN GET A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR THAT?

YOUR TAIL FOLLOWING YOU? I CAN GET A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR THAT?  Lawyer Dog

They don't have a case. They are barking up the wrong tree.

They don't have a case. They are barking up the wrong tree.  Lawyer Dog

So, your human closed the door on your tail? This'll be an open and shut case

So, your human closed the door on your tail? This'll be an open and shut case  Lawyer Dog

My Favorite part of the class was...... The teacher

My Favorite part of the class was...... The teacher  Lawyer Dog

Garbage knocked over and spread all over the kitchen? My client respectfully submits that it was the cat

Garbage knocked over and spread all over the kitchen? My client respectfully submits that it was the cat  Lawyer Dog

I'm happy to take your case but before I do I'll have to smell your butt.

I'm happy to take your case but before I do I'll have to smell your butt.  Lawyer Dog
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