Lazy College Senior

Mr. Witz calls it slacking I call it life.

Mr. Witz calls it slacking I call it life.  Lazy College Senior

Forever Alone? Nah I just like to call it forever available.

Forever Alone? Nah I just like to call it forever available.  Lazy College Senior

5 minutes late for first class Dies

5 minutes late for
first class Dies  Lazy College Senior

registers for pre-optometry switches to international studies

registers for pre-optometry switches to international studies  Lazy College Senior

Spring Weekend Coming Up Skips entire week of class to stock up on booze

Spring Weekend Coming Up Skips entire week of class to stock up on booze  Lazy College Senior

3 hours till his last exam "better start studying."

3 hours till his last exam

All that's left to graduate in 6 weeks is a writing portfolio Drops out

All that's left to graduate in 6 weeks is a writing portfolio Drops out  Lazy College Senior

"Next week we will be reviewing in class for the finals" a week off before the finals

LAW SCHOOL? I THINK YOU MEAN LAWL SCHOOL

LAW SCHOOL? I THINK YOU MEAN LAWL SCHOOL  Lazy College Senior

"Keystone? Please, I've moved on to microbeers" Eats cereal every meal to save money.

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