Lazy College Senior

Remote possibility of missing the bus Well I guess I won't be heading to class afterall

Remote possibility of 
missing the bus Well I guess I won't be heading to class afterall  Lazy College Senior

Two 8-page papers due SAturday? Good thing the last day to drop is friday.

Two 8-page papers due SAturday? Good thing the last day to drop is friday.  Lazy College Senior

"The paper is due tomorrow" Sweet, do the paper tomorrow.

"Creative writing final paper due monday" spends entire weekend on reddit "searching for inspiration"

I'm an alcoholic wasting my parents money

 I'm an alcoholic wasting my parents money  Lazy College Senior

"attendance not mandatory" forgets ever registering for class.

They're not done clearing the parking lots yet? No class today.

They're not done clearing the parking lots yet? No class today.  Lazy College Senior

One class Monday? No class Monday

One class Monday? No class Monday  Lazy College Senior

"I don't have enough time to play video games." Watches other people play all day.

is working on a paper about the history of paper

is working on a paper about the history of paper  Lazy College Senior
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