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if you don't have enough money to fill up your gas tank just add some water I would suggest some smartwater though, none of that tap shit

if you don't have enough money to fill up your gas tank just add some water
 I would suggest some smartwater though, none of that tap shit   Malicious Advice Mallard

Grab your crush's ass It'll make her feel wanted

Grab your crush's ass It'll make her feel wanted  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight? Cigarrettes

Want to lose weight? Cigarrettes   Malicious Advice Mallard

take orgo

take orgo   Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfreind found out your lying? lie more

girlfreind found out your lying? lie more  Malicious Advice Mallard

Break up with your girlfriend as a complete surprise girls love surprises

Break up with your girlfriend as a complete surprise
 girls love surprises  Malicious Advice Mallard

When smoking at a gas station Be sure to close your tank before you light up

When smoking at a gas station
 Be sure to close your tank before you light up   Malicious Advice Mallard

nervous about what to say on a first date? Bring up religion and politics, everyone has opinions on those subjects.

nervous about what to say on a first date? Bring up religion and politics, everyone has opinions on those subjects.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't know any good pick up lines? saying "nice ass" will make the female feel appreciated and will let her know you're a observant individual

Don't know any good pick up lines?
 saying

Don't murder ...too much

Don't murder
 ...too much
  Malicious Advice Mallard
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