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think you're getting a cold? drink disinfectant, it'll kill the virus right away

think you're getting a cold? drink disinfectant, it'll kill the virus right away  Malicious Advice Mallard

NEED A BURN TO HEAL? TRY PUTING SALT AND ICE ON IT.

NEED A BURN TO HEAL? TRY PUTING SALT AND ICE ON IT.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if your kid has an imaginary friend tell him or her that it's god or jesus

if your kid has an imaginary friend tell him or her that it's god or jesus  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need A New Window In Your Browser Press Control W

Need A New Window In Your Browser Press Control W  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having a hard time distinguishing between the red and green mallard memes? Red is for good advice, green is for bad advice.

Having a hard time distinguishing between the red and green mallard memes? Red is for good advice, green is for bad advice.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to teach your hamster tricks? xhampster.com

Want to teach your hamster tricks? xhampster.com  Malicious Advice Mallard

Develop a corkscrew shaped penis To better rape the female ducks

Develop a corkscrew shaped penis To better rape the female ducks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Condoms Are a waste of money

Condoms Are a waste of money  Malicious Advice Mallard

IF YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, DRIVE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE THE ADRENALINE RUSH WILL KEEP YOU AWAKE

IF YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, DRIVE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
 THE ADRENALINE RUSH WILL KEEP YOU AWAKE  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to be safe? give up your gun rights. the fact that they're illegal will prevent evil people from using them on you

want to be safe? give up your gun rights. the fact that they're illegal will prevent evil people from using them on you  Malicious Advice Mallard
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