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SO crying her eyes out? Ask her if it's her failing weight loss attempts.She will appreciate your concern.

SO crying her eyes out? Ask her if it's her failing weight loss attempts.She will appreciate your concern. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Talk about yourself all the time because you're obviously the most interesting person you know.

Talk about yourself all the time because you're obviously the most interesting person you know. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentine's day? Don't give her Anything. She don't want extra attention and won't mind.

Don't know what to get your girlfriend for valentine's day? Don't give her Anything. She don't want extra attention and won't mind. Malicious Advice Mallard
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being raped? yell 'rape'. people always take cries of rape seriously.

being raped? yell 'rape'. people always take cries of rape seriously. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Afraid of getting rejected from Gradschools? Don't apply

Afraid of getting rejected from Gradschools? Don't apply Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get better food from a restaurant? go right before they close; they save the best ingredients for last

Want to get better food from a restaurant? go right before they close; they save the best ingredients for last Malicious Advice Mallard
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Allergic to peanuts? Try thai food

Allergic to peanuts? Try thai food Malicious Advice Mallard
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need to get frost off your car window fast? get a bucket full of boiled water and pour it on the window.

need to get frost off your car window fast? get a bucket full of boiled water and pour it on the window. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have really cold hands? Run them under extremely hot water to warm them up as fast as possible.

Have really cold hands? Run them under extremely hot water to warm them up as fast as possible. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to buy beer but it's past the time that stores can legally sell alcohol? empty a case of Coke cans and fill it with beer cans, the teller will be fooled

want to buy beer but it's past the time that stores can legally sell alcohol? empty a case of Coke cans and fill it with beer cans, the teller will be fooled Malicious Advice Mallard
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