Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't tell him why you're upset He will figure it out on his own

Don't tell him why you're upset He will figure it out on his own   Malicious Advice Mallard

For extra cleaning power Mix bleach and ammonia

For extra cleaning power
 Mix bleach and ammonia  Malicious Advice Mallard

if it sounds too good to be true it isn't

if it sounds too good to be true it isn't  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need some low cost plastic surgery? Travel abroad. The FDA is the gov't's way of screwing you out of a good deal

Need some low cost plastic surgery?  Travel abroad. The FDA is the gov't's way of screwing you out of a good deal  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stewardess not bringing drinks? Stand up & scream in Arabic

Stewardess not bringing drinks? Stand up & scream in Arabic  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house Place your car keys under the item

if you need to remember to take something with you when you leave the house Place your car keys under the item  Malicious Advice Mallard

Ex-Girlfriend stop talking to you? Tell her you bought a ring. It will make her realize how wrong she was for leaving you

Ex-Girlfriend stop talking to you? Tell her you bought a ring. It will make her realize how wrong she was for leaving you  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you reply "you too" to being told to enjoy your meal throw your food in the server's face

If you reply

AT A CROSSWALK, Press the button as many times as you possibly can IT WILL MAKE THE LIGHTS CHANGE FASTER

AT A CROSSWALK, Press the button as many times as you possibly can IT WILL MAKE THE LIGHTS CHANGE FASTER  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling down? Smoke weed

Feeling down? Smoke weed  Malicious Advice Mallard
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