Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to protect your car in parking lots? Park like a douchebag. people will respect the car more then.

Want to protect your car in parking lots?
 Park like a douchebag. people will respect the car more then.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Phone bills too high? They'll stop calling you

Phone bills too high? They'll stop calling you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get by a litte longer with your antibiotics reduce the dose

Want to get by a litte longer with your antibiotics reduce the dose  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of your problems? Try to Keep Calm And Carry On Caption 3 goes here

Want to get rid of your 
problems? Try to Keep Calm And Carry On Caption 3 goes here  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't afford after dinner mints? Freeze toothpaste

Can't afford after dinner mints? Freeze toothpaste  Malicious Advice Mallard

You spent the last 7 years trolling youtube? You should use your real name on your channel.

You spent the last 7 years trolling youtube? You should use your real name on your channel.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Make fun of orphans, who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Make fun of orphans, who are they gonna tell?

 Their parents?  Malicious Advice Mallard

Prone to depression? Take some ecstasy, you'll feel great in a couple of days.

Prone to depression? Take some ecstasy, you'll feel great in a couple of days.  Malicious Advice Mallard

failing a high school class you need for your university program just drop it after you get accepted

failing a high school class you need for your university program
 just drop it after you get accepted  Malicious Advice Mallard

REMEMBER, MOTHER'S DAY IS IN 3 WEEKS DONT FORGET

REMEMBER, MOTHER'S DAY IS IN 3 WEEKS DONT FORGET  Malicious Advice Mallard
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