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Want to get into a top college? Insult the living shit out of it in your essay. They'll appreciate the honesty

Want to get into a top college? Insult the living shit out of it in your essay. They'll appreciate the honesty Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your state has a law against texting and driving? Browse reddit while you drive instead

Your state has a law against texting and driving? Browse reddit while you drive instead Malicious Advice Mallard
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give a man to fish he will eat for a day Give a man a woman he will eat for the rest of his life

give a man to fish he will eat for a day Give a man a woman he will eat for the rest of his life Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're trying anal for the first time and you don't want it to hurt real bad Use an extra slippery lubricant like icy hot

If you're trying anal for the first time and you don't want it to hurt real bad Use an extra slippery lubricant like icy hot Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you quickly need to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat cut yer head off

if you quickly need to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat cut yer head off Malicious Advice Mallard
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penetrati0n doesn't feel good but your psycopathic boyfriend insists that there must be something wrong with you? penetrate him first. give the pathetic illiterate basterd a taste of his own medicine

penetrati0n doesn't feel good but your psycopathic boyfriend insists that there must be something wrong with you? penetrate him first. give the pathetic illiterate basterd a taste of his own medicine Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you dont want men to stare at your breasts... wear yoga pants

If you dont want men to stare at your breasts... wear yoga pants Malicious Advice Mallard
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You know what will fix all your relationship problems once and for all? marriage

You know what will fix all your relationship problems once and for all? marriage Malicious Advice Mallard
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paper does not beat rock it does not diasapear

paper does not beat rock it does not diasapear Malicious Advice Mallard
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your girlfriends in a bad mood let her know she gets moody when shes on her period

your girlfriends in a bad mood let her know she gets moody when shes on her period Malicious Advice Mallard
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