Malicious Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is mad Tell her that she's just hormonal

If your girlfriend is mad Tell her that she's just hormonal  Malicious Advice Mallard

men. don't try to understand them.

men.
 don't try to understand them.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pick a password that's easy to remember, like your birthday It's more convenient than something long and complicated

Pick a password that's easy to remember, like your birthday It's more convenient than something long and complicated  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you hear the sound of a sniper riffle bullet, stand perfectly still A snipers vision is based on movement

If you hear the sound of a sniper riffle bullet, stand perfectly still A snipers vision is based on movement  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a better job? Go ahead and file a two week notice. It'll give you a time frame to get a new job.

Need a better job? Go ahead and file a two week notice. It'll give you a time frame to get a new job.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stuck in traffic? bump into the nearest cop, his siren will cause cars to pull over and free up to road for you.

Stuck in traffic? bump into the nearest cop, his siren will cause cars to pull over and free up to road for you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you get pulled over by a cop act like you're high cops love a good laugh

If you get pulled over by a cop act like you're high cops love a good laugh  Malicious Advice Mallard

GOD IS IMAGINARY. NO? try PRAYING

GOD IS IMAGINARY.
NO? try PRAYING  Malicious Advice Mallard

Eat a Nature Valley bar in bed for a satisfying late night snack

Eat a Nature Valley bar in bed for a satisfying late night snack  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to Reddit? It's like Tumblr; repost everything you like

New to Reddit? It's like Tumblr; repost everything you like  Malicious Advice Mallard
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