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Having any problem at all? Take a duck's advice on how to solve it

Having any problem at all? Take a duck's advice on how to solve it Malicious Advice Mallard
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giving your guy a blow job? use a lot of teeth, guys love blowjobs with a lot of teeth

giving your guy a blow job? use a lot of teeth, guys love blowjobs with a lot of teeth Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to have more money in your pocket? just put the money in your pocket rather than in the cash register

want to have more money in your pocket? just put the money in your pocket rather than in the cash register Malicious Advice Mallard
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things not going well in a relationship? have a child together. it will rekindle the spark.

things not going well in a relationship? have a child together. it will rekindle the spark. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having an argument with your girlfriend? tell her you don't want to have sex with her anymore because she got fat that will make her shut up

Having an argument with your girlfriend? tell her you don't want to have sex with her anymore because she got fat that will make her shut up Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bread stuck in toaster? Use fork.

Bread stuck in toaster? Use fork. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Out of condoms? Just use the pull out method.

Out of condoms? Just use the pull out method. Malicious Advice Mallard
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want your computer to run faster delete system 32

want your computer to run faster delete system 32 Malicious Advice Mallard
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Work out exactly how he will repay you That will keep him in the mood

Work out exactly how he will repay you That will keep him in the mood Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to pick up a girl? Arch your back and lift in a twisting and jerking motion

Want to pick up a girl? Arch your back and lift in a twisting and jerking motion Malicious Advice Mallard
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