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Stop a baby from crying by shaking them

Stop a baby from crying by shaking them  Malicious Advice Mallard

In a crowd at the mall? Stop walking. It's polite to let people pass you.

In a crowd at the mall? Stop walking. It's polite to let people pass you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a guy says he doesn't want to use a condom because he can't afford one it's okay, it just means he's very frugal and likely saving up his money to raise a child

If a guy says he doesn't want to use a condom because he can't afford one it's okay, it just means he's very frugal and likely saving up his money to raise a child  Malicious Advice Mallard

need build advice? just ask novus

need build advice? just ask novus  Malicious Advice Mallard

need a post for your cake day? submit an atheism post to every major subreddit.

need a post for your cake day? submit an atheism post to every major subreddit.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Grease Fire? Blast it with lots of cold water

Grease Fire?
 Blast it with lots of cold water  Malicious Advice Mallard

Come here for the food The food here is excellent

Come here for the food The food here is excellent  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you love someone Fuck other girls to gain experience.

If you love someone Fuck other girls to gain experience.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you think your girlfriend is getting fat tell her, she will appreciate your care and love you more

if you think your girlfriend is getting fat tell her, she will appreciate your care and love you more  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling tired? Cocaine

Feeling tired?
 Cocaine  Malicious Advice Mallard
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