Malicious Advice Mallard

   Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't Dazzle them with brilliance? Baffle them with bullshit

Can't Dazzle them with brilliance? Baffle them with bullshit  Malicious Advice Mallard

Be as easy and whorish as possible Guys will acknowledge how much of a loving, free-spirited person you are

Be as easy and whorish as possible Guys will acknowledge how much of a loving, free-spirited person you are  Malicious Advice Mallard

you Don't like condoms and you don't trust girls? just get a vasectomy

you Don't like condoms and you don't trust girls? just get a vasectomy  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like with everything in life Red means go and Green means stop

Like with everything in life Red means go and Green means stop  Malicious Advice Mallard

grease fire in the kitchen? use water to put it out

grease fire in the kitchen? use water to put it out  Malicious Advice Mallard

want your embarassing picture taken off the internet? tell everyone you know, they'll help you delete it

want your embarassing picture taken off the internet? tell everyone you know, they'll help you delete it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want some easy Karma? Create a new meme! Redditors love change

Want some easy Karma?
 Create a new meme! Redditors love change  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your GF/wife has an insecurity? Dump her for not being perfect

Your GF/wife has an insecurity? Dump her for not being perfect  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't listen to actual advice mallard

Don't listen  to actual advice mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard
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