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Feel free to barge in your son's room kids love surprises

Feel free to barge in your son's room kids love surprises  Malicious Advice Mallard

If someone you meet looks like an athlete or celebrity tell them immediately, they've probably never heard it before

If someone you meet looks like an athlete or celebrity 
 tell them immediately, they've probably never heard it before  Malicious Advice Mallard

When you get pulled over and the policeman says papers say scissors and drive away really fast

When you get pulled over and the policeman says papers
 say scissors and drive away really fast  Malicious Advice Mallard

Move to Canada and stop short infront of other vehicles They will say sorry and you can use this against them in court

Move to Canada and stop short infront of other vehicles
 They will say sorry and you can use this against them in court  Malicious Advice Mallard

want lots of karma on reddit? Just repost something really popular everyone will think you made it

want lots of karma on reddit? Just repost something really popular
  everyone will think you made it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Do invade russia

Do invade russia  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight quickly? tapeworms

Want to lose weight quickly? tapeworms   Malicious Advice Mallard

girlfriends dad asks you to go hunting? tell him you only like to hunt beaver

girlfriends dad asks you to go hunting? tell him you only like to hunt beaver  Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't sleep late at night? try counting the scary noises your house makes

Can't sleep late at night? try counting the scary noises your house makes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Choose girls with ugly pictures for internet dates Chances are they are better looking in person

Choose girls with ugly pictures for internet dates Chances are they are better looking in person  Malicious Advice Mallard
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