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Ex coming over to get her stuff? Put it on the porch and stick your dick through the mail slot

Ex coming over to get her stuff? Put it on the porch and stick your dick through the mail slot Malicious Advice Mallard
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Stressed, unhappy, and broke? Why not have a baby?

Stressed, unhappy, and broke? Why not have a baby? Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to save a relationship? Have a child together

Need to save a relationship? Have a child together Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you're worried about being hung over in the morning drink some more alcohol. you can't be hung over if you're still drunk

if you're worried about being hung over in the morning drink some more alcohol. you can't be hung over if you're still drunk Malicious Advice Mallard
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Feeling guilty about skipping class? Skip more often, you won't feel so bad.

Feeling guilty about skipping class? Skip more often, you won't feel so bad. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tortilla chips got a little stale? Cover them with tinfoil and throw them in the microwave

Tortilla chips got a little stale? Cover them with tinfoil and throw them in the microwave Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have sex with crazy chicks they're way better in bed

Have sex with crazy chicks they're way better in bed Malicious Advice Mallard
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you know what they say about drunk driving practice makes perfect

you know what they say about drunk driving practice makes perfect Malicious Advice Mallard
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Go for it! Bad decisions always make better stories...

Go for it! Bad decisions always make better stories... Malicious Advice Mallard
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Break into cars during a storm Rain masks the sounds and cops can't dust for prints after it has been wet

Break into cars during a storm Rain masks the sounds and cops can't dust for prints after it has been wet Malicious Advice Mallard
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