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If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to impress a girl? Join the army, women love a man in uniform

Want to impress a girl? Join the army, women love a man in uniform Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend says your dick is too big for anal? Tell her about all the other girls' buttholes it fit into to

Girlfriend says your dick is too big for anal? Tell her about all the other girls' buttholes it fit into to Malicious Advice Mallard
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When you hit 10,000 link Karma, you gain access to an amazing reddit secret. I highly recommend sacrificing your other goals to achieve this as soon as possible.

When you hit 10,000 link Karma, you gain access to an amazing reddit secret. I highly recommend sacrificing your other goals to achieve this as soon as possible. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Before Valentine's Day make secretive phone calls So she will think you love her enough to propose

Before Valentine's Day make secretive phone calls So she will think you love her enough to propose Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a low income job providing for your family? Kill your family, there'll be less people to feed

Have a low income job providing for your family? Kill your family, there'll be less people to feed Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you want to get closer to your African-America co-worker Call him 'niggah'. It shows that you feel comfortable with him and his culture.

If you want to get closer to your African-America co-worker Call him 'niggah'. It shows that you feel comfortable with him and his culture. Malicious Advice Mallard
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just make a repost from what you saw yesterday Nobody will notice

just make a repost from what you saw yesterday Nobody will notice Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to get a girl in the mood? Just whip out your penis

Trying to get a girl in the mood? Just whip out your penis Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have food poisoning? Do shots of tequila. It'll kill the bacteria and you'll feel better

Have food poisoning? Do shots of tequila. It'll kill the bacteria and you'll feel better Malicious Advice Mallard
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