Malicious Advice Mallard

if fighting with your gf over the phone, turn it off she'll appreciate you saying nothing rather than something rude

if fighting with your gf over the phone, turn it off she'll appreciate you saying nothing rather than something rude  Malicious Advice Mallard

Heat nurtures life rest computer on radiator, create ai

Heat nurtures life
 rest computer on radiator, create ai  Malicious Advice Mallard

Job interview in the morning? Pull an all nighter

Job interview in the morning? Pull an all nighter  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wanna drive drunk? Just tell the guy you have Muscular Dystrophy

Wanna drive drunk? Just tell the guy you have Muscular Dystrophy  Malicious Advice Mallard

leave your trash in the movie theater you're keeping janitors employed

leave your trash in the movie theater  you're keeping janitors employed  Malicious Advice Mallard

If someone is really mad at you tell them to calm down

If someone is really mad at you  tell them to calm down   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make your own floor cleaner? Just mix up some ammonia and bleach

Want to make your own
 floor cleaner?
 Just mix up some 
ammonia and bleach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want a successful post? make sure its the first one everyone sees before a full day of work

Want a successful post? make sure its the first one everyone sees before a full day of work  Malicious Advice Mallard

Nervous about a class presentation? Alcohol.

Nervous about a class presentation?
 Alcohol.  Malicious Advice Mallard

mothers day is in one week this is your final warning

mothers day is in one week
 this is your final warning  Malicious Advice Mallard
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