Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are colorblind always trust a mallard

if you are colorblind
 always trust a mallard  Malicious Advice Mallard

about to cheat on your so? masterbate in the bathroom first so you last longer

about to cheat on your so? masterbate in the bathroom first so you last longer  Malicious Advice Mallard

use hot shaving cream put the can in the microwave

use hot shaving cream put the can in the microwave  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to clean your flatscreen monitor? windex.

need to clean your flatscreen monitor?
 windex.  Malicious Advice Mallard

used your last condom? turn it inside-out and continue having sex

used your last condom? turn it inside-out and continue having sex  Malicious Advice Mallard

need to mask the scent of your stash? Stuff half a package of dryer sheets in the same container, that should do the trick.

need to mask the scent of your stash? Stuff half a package of dryer sheets in the same container, that should do the trick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't follow the rules of reddit or other subreddits The site is too big, nobody will notice

Don't follow the rules of reddit or other subreddits The site is too big, nobody will notice  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for extra cash? Go around mugging people, be sure to check for a second wallet

Looking for extra cash? Go around mugging people, be sure to check for a second wallet  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're suspicious about your wife cheating don't worry, just bring it up to her, she'll understand

If you're suspicious about  your wife cheating
 don't worry, just bring it up to her, she'll understand  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want good laughs with your buddys on a saturday night call the fbi and tell them you have planted a bomb

Want good laughs with your buddys on a saturday night call the fbi and tell them you have planted a bomb  Malicious Advice Mallard
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