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Wanting to talk to your ex about something that bothers you about the break up? Drink alcohol before you call to make sure you're relaxed

Wanting to talk to your ex about something that bothers you about the break up? Drink alcohol before you call to make sure you're relaxed  Malicious Advice Mallard

Recently get away with murder? Post a confession bear about it from your 2 year old account for easy karma

Recently get away with murder? Post a confession bear about it from your 2 year old account for easy karma  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to be popular at a bar? Tell people that you're the owner of the bar and their drinks are on the house

Want to be popular at a bar? Tell people that you're the owner of the bar and  their drinks are on the house  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to create a meme Be sure to use the smallest text size possible

If you want to create a meme Be sure to use the smallest text size possible  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to pick up women? use lyrics from the latest rappers. they got swag

Trying to pick up women?
 use lyrics from the latest rappers. they got swag  Malicious Advice Mallard

if a dvd wont let you skip previews pirate the movie and avoid previews all together

if a dvd wont let you skip previews
 pirate the movie and avoid previews all together  Malicious Advice Mallard

When girlfriend says she is fine believe her and walk away

When girlfriend says she is fine believe her and walk away  Malicious Advice Mallard

Like that candy bar resume idea? It's also an inexpensive way to market a business near a playground that can be done from your vehicle.

Like that candy bar resume idea? It's also an inexpensive way to market a business near a playground that can be done from your vehicle.  Malicious Advice Mallard

famished and food taking too long at a restaurant? chug an alcoholic drink. curbs your hunger and makes the wait easier

famished and food taking too long at a restaurant? chug an alcoholic drink. curbs your hunger and makes the wait easier  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't Worry Father's Day is one week from this sunday

Don't Worry
 Father's Day is one week from this sunday  Malicious Advice Mallard
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