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Baby's cold and you need to warm it up? Try shaking it

Baby's cold and you need to warm it up? Try shaking it Malicious Advice Mallard
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Having trouble falling asleep? Visit r/NoSleep for tips and tricks to help you get some rest

Having trouble falling asleep? Visit r/NoSleep for tips and tricks to help you get some rest Malicious Advice Mallard
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want to get laid all the time? get married

want to get laid all the time? get married Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to show off those hard earned muscles, bro? Slap on the tightest shirt you can find. Women will be extremely impressed.

Want to show off those hard earned muscles, bro? Slap on the tightest shirt you can find. Women will be extremely impressed. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to break things off with a S.O.? Wait till after event so you can have hotel sex.

Need to break things off with a S.O.? Wait till after event so you can have hotel sex. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girl you like doesn't answer a text Text her until she answers

Girl you like doesn't answer a text Text her until she answers Malicious Advice Mallard
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out of bathroom wet wipes? use the kitchen wet wipes to clean your bum

out of bathroom wet wipes? use the kitchen wet wipes to clean your bum Malicious Advice Mallard
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Your gas stove doesn't work and you smell something like rotten eggs in your basement ? Take a Torch and check the basement

Your gas stove doesn't work and you smell something like rotten eggs in your basement ? Take a Torch and check the basement Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you need to rush somewhere, always carry a loaded gun and release some warning shots People will think you are a protagonist police officer trying to save the day

If you need to rush somewhere, always carry a loaded gun and release some warning shots People will think you are a protagonist police officer trying to save the day Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drunk call your ex your emotions are expressed better while intoxicated

Drunk call your ex your emotions are expressed better while intoxicated Malicious Advice Mallard
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