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Mention something negative about bacon Redditors hate bacon

Mention something negative about bacon
 Redditors hate bacon  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to have fun with a bouncer? fight him. They love play fighting

Want to have fun with a bouncer? fight him. They love play fighting  Malicious Advice Mallard

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt Go to Amy's Baking Company

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt
 Go to Amy's Baking Company  Malicious Advice Mallard

Not sure if the lamp is broken or bulb is just burnt out? Lick your thumb and stick it in the socket

Not sure if the lamp is broken or bulb is just burnt out?
 Lick your thumb and stick it in the socket  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get your girlfriend to try anal sex for the first time? go inside her while she is still sleeping. It is when she is most relaxed and she will love it.

want to get your girlfriend to try anal sex for the first time? 
 go inside her while she is still sleeping. It is when she is most relaxed and she will love it.   Malicious Advice Mallard

hey wbc, need a fresh sign idea for your boston protest? god hates sox

hey wbc, need a fresh sign idea for your boston protest?
 god hates sox  Malicious Advice Mallard

Clean, wash, and season me with salt, pepper, and worstershire sauce Serve me with rice, orange-congealed salad, and seasoned green beans.

Clean, wash, and season me with salt, pepper, and worstershire sauce
 Serve me with rice, orange-congealed salad, and seasoned green beans.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Your diet soda tastes bland put a mento in it and drink it

Your diet soda tastes bland put a mento in it and drink it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Windshield covered in ice? throw hot water on it. Works like a charm.

Windshield covered in ice? throw hot water on it. Works like a charm.  Malicious Advice Mallard

LINE AT THE URINAL? JUST SHARE WITH ANOTHER DUDE. HE WILL RESPECT THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO CONSERVE WATER

LINE AT THE URINAL? JUST SHARE WITH ANOTHER DUDE.  HE WILL RESPECT THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO CONSERVE WATER  Malicious Advice Mallard
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