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If you are attacked by a crocodile Rub its belly. It will calm the beast.

If you are attacked by a crocodile Rub its belly. It will calm the beast.  Malicious Advice Mallard

New to Reddit? go to r/spacedicks

New to Reddit? go to r/spacedicks  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't like the taste of a soda? Put a spoonful of sugar into it.

Don't like the taste of a soda?
 Put a spoonful of sugar into it.   Malicious Advice Mallard

If a girl tells you she feels ugly or fat Tell her she's right. She will appreciate having her opinion validated

If a girl tells you 
she feels ugly or fat Tell her she's right. She will appreciate having her opinion validated  Malicious Advice Mallard

post something false to TIL for karma most people don't check the reference

post something false to TIL for karma most people don't check the reference  Malicious Advice Mallard

you have a pimple on a big day? Picking it should do the trick

you have a pimple on a big day? Picking it should do the trick  Malicious Advice Mallard

That girl who hurt you has totally changed. Give her another chance.

That girl who hurt you
 has totally changed. Give her another chance.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Smoothest shave for your nether regions? use baby oil

Smoothest shave for your nether regions?
 use baby oil  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bored? Try meth

Bored? Try meth  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get karma? Try Reposting everything on the front page.

Want to get karma? Try Reposting everything on the front page.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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