Malicious Advice Mallard

If you encounter a bear on a hike and he looks hostile towards you, punch that bear in the face.

If you encounter a bear on a hike and he looks hostile towards you, punch that bear in the face.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Depressed and need help? Post a confession bear. Then follow the advice in the comments

Depressed and need help? Post a confession bear.  Then follow the advice in the comments  Malicious Advice Mallard

Is your kid antisocial and weird? just homeschool him, everything will get better

Is your kid antisocial and weird? just homeschool him, everything will get better  Malicious Advice Mallard

If she likes your Facebook status... she obviously wants your dick.

If she likes your Facebook status... she obviously wants your dick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Surround yourself with deadbeats with no dreams or ambitions They will have plenty of free time to help you with your own

Surround yourself with deadbeats with no dreams or ambitions They will have plenty of free time to help you with your own  Malicious Advice Mallard

Always forgetting things? Use magnets to attach notes to the side of your computer

Always forgetting things? Use magnets to attach notes to the side of your computer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to clean up broken glass? try walking bare foot over it

Trying to clean up broken glass? try walking bare foot over it  Malicious Advice Mallard

is your boyfriend not giving you enough attention? Flirt with other guys. He will appreciate you more.

 is your boyfriend not giving you enough attention? Flirt with other guys. He will appreciate you more.  Malicious Advice Mallard

All the names on the wine and champagne list are pronounced phonetically

All the names on the wine and champagne list
 are pronounced phonetically  Malicious Advice Mallard

Playing with the Flamethrower on Defender? Pillboxes offer a good firing position and cover

Playing with the Flamethrower on Defender? Pillboxes offer a good firing position and cover  Malicious Advice Mallard
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