Malicious Advice Mallard

on a diet and want to curb those junk food cravings? have a cigarette instead

on a diet and want to curb those junk food cravings? have a cigarette instead  Malicious Advice Mallard

things going well with your new girlfriend? ask her how many people she's slept with

things going well with your new girlfriend? ask her how many people she's slept with  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hate the taste of food after brushing your teeth? Try orange juice. Its helps

Hate the taste of food
after brushing your teeth? Try orange juice. Its helps  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have Friends who are expecting? Forward them studies about vaccines and autism

Have Friends who are expecting?
 Forward them studies about vaccines and autism  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to dress better? Wear obey hats and diamond shirts

Trying to dress better? Wear obey hats and diamond shirts  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to take care of that bee problem? bash the hive with a stick.

Want to take care of that bee problem?
 bash the hive with a stick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Food poisoning? Take a shot of Apple Cider Vinegar on an empty stomach

Food poisoning?
 Take a shot of Apple Cider Vinegar on an empty stomach  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want people to be more likely to click on your post? Put the entire joke in the title. They want to know if the joke is funny beforehand.

Want people to be more likely to click on your post? Put the entire joke in the title. They want to know if the joke is funny beforehand.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend said nothing is wrong? She must be fine

Girlfriend said nothing is wrong? She must be fine  Malicious Advice Mallard

Newborn baby won't stop crying? Shake it

Newborn baby won't stop crying? 
 Shake it  Malicious Advice Mallard
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