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have a pigeon problem? spread breadcrumbs with alka seltzer

have a pigeon problem?  spread breadcrumbs with alka seltzer  Malicious Advice Mallard

Go to r/deppression Downvote everything

Go to r/deppression Downvote everything  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hit the snooze button you'll feel so much better getting up in 5 minutes, and you'll definitely only need to hit it once

Hit the snooze button
 you'll feel so much better getting up in 5 minutes, and you'll definitely only need to hit it once  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use a lot of text in you memes. Redditors have long attention spans and love reading walls of text

Use a lot of text in you memes. Redditors have long attention spans 
and love reading walls of text  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make yourself irresistible? Wear a fedora

Want to make yourself irresistible? 
 Wear a fedora  Malicious Advice Mallard

choke yourself while masturbating

 choke yourself while masturbating  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you smell a fart at the gym Blame it on the petite blonde girl next to you

If you smell a fart at the gym Blame it on the petite blonde girl next to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to stop getting app requests from friends on Facebook delete and block the friends who send them to you

If you want to stop getting app requests from friends on Facebook delete and block the friends who send them to you  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to take your relationship to the next level? tattoo your name on their body!

want to take your relationship to the next level? tattoo your name on their body!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't have a degree? Just photoshop one for a better career

Don't have a degree?
 Just photoshop one for a better career  Malicious Advice Mallard
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