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Itchy genitals? Try Icy-hot

Itchy genitals? Try Icy-hot Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you live in an apartment and want to listen to music turn up the bass, your neighbors will love it as much as you do

If you live in an apartment and want to listen to music turn up the bass, your neighbors will love it as much as you do Malicious Advice Mallard
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Worried about the legal repercussions of using illegal drugs? Just switch over to prescription drugs. Pharmaceutical Companies have replicated almost every major street drug, and they're legal since they came from a doctor or pharmacist.

Worried about the legal repercussions of using illegal drugs? Just switch over to prescription drugs. Pharmaceutical Companies have replicated almost every major street drug, and they're legal since they came from a doctor or pharmacist. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Mad after dying in a video game? Punch the screen

Mad after dying in a video game? Punch the screen Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to get your friendzoned crush? try playing the lute outside her window at 3am

Want to get your friendzoned crush? try playing the lute outside her window at 3am Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND-ZONE CALL HER A SKANK AND STOP TALKING TO HER, SOON SHE'LL REALIZE SHE NEEDS YOU IN HER LIFE AS A LOVER

IF YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND-ZONE CALL HER A SKANK AND STOP TALKING TO HER, SOON SHE'LL REALIZE SHE NEEDS YOU IN HER LIFE AS A LOVER Malicious Advice Mallard
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Don't give young children medication, they will develop a weak immune system Let them learn to function without it, and give it to them when they are in the emergency room and it really matters

Don't give young children medication, they will develop a weak immune system Let them learn to function without it, and give it to them when they are in the emergency room and it really matters Malicious Advice Mallard
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The only way to make masturbation feel better than sex is to jerk off with a mixture of Icy Hot and Purell Rub any extra icy hot on the balls. it'll feel like a tingly cool menthol massage. pour any remaining purell directly in the pee hole to lubricate t

The only way to make masturbation feel better than sex is to jerk off with a mixture of Icy Hot and Purell Rub any extra icy hot on the balls. it'll feel like a tingly cool menthol massage. pour any remaining purell directly in the pee hole to lubricate t Malicious Advice Mallard
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have an itch? scratch it.

have an itch? scratch it. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If a girl makes eye contact with you She wants to have sex, even if she is screaming no and help.

If a girl makes eye contact with you She wants to have sex, even if she is screaming no and help. Malicious Advice Mallard
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