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want to get a closer shave stop using shaving cream

want to get a closer shave stop using shaving cream  Malicious Advice Mallard

Hungry while taking a bath? Take a toaster into the tub

Hungry while taking a bath?
 Take a toaster into the tub  Malicious Advice Mallard

Trying to write a research paper? Use reddit to gather data. You'll finish in no time.

Trying to write a research paper?
 Use reddit to gather data. You'll finish in no time.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just brush and floss extensively for half an hour that should make up for 6 months of not doing it

Just brush and floss extensively for half an hour that should make up for 6 months of not doing it  Malicious Advice Mallard

want the movie to start quicker in the theater? Sit in the back row and yell "FIRE". This is the universal code projectionist use for "start"

want the movie to start quicker in the theater? Sit in the back row and yell

yellow teeth? brush all but one of your front teeth, the one you dont brush will turn darker, making the rest of your teeth look whiter

yellow teeth?
 brush all but one of your front teeth, the one you dont brush will turn darker, making the rest of your teeth look whiter  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you accidentally download the skype virus download it a few more times. the copies will compete for resources and kill each other

If you accidentally download the skype virus download it a few more times. the copies will compete for resources and kill each other  Malicious Advice Mallard

want your country to seem cool in the comment section? talk shit about all the other countries.

want your country to seem cool in the comment section? talk shit about all the other countries.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drink Orange Juice Right after brushing your teeth

Drink Orange Juice Right after brushing your teeth  Malicious Advice Mallard

make a fake facebook account of your boss and add everyone in the office make him as disgusting as possible. the hate will build team unity

make a fake facebook account of your boss and add everyone in the office make him as disgusting as possible. the hate will build team unity  Malicious Advice Mallard
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