Malicious Advice Mallard

If your SO is overweight tell them how much of a fat ass they are every time you see them They will get the message and start working out

If your SO is overweight tell them how much of a fat ass they are every time you see them
 They will get the message and start working out  Malicious Advice Mallard

Having trouble finding a date? Try posting some comments to r/gonewild

Having trouble finding a date? Try posting some comments to r/gonewild  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you hate sharing food and drinks with people start telling everyone you have herpes

if you hate sharing food and drinks with people start telling everyone you have herpes  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want Karma? Tell browsers of /new/ to fuck off

Want Karma?
 Tell browsers of /new/ to fuck off   Malicious Advice Mallard

Too tired to get up early? Take a warm bath, instead of a shower.

Too tired to get up early? Take a warm bath, instead of a shower.  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're too stressed for an exam or a job interview Drinks a few beers before it

If you're too stressed for an exam or a job interview Drinks a few beers before it  Malicious Advice Mallard

You just won the national championship burn a couch

You just won the national championship burn a couch  Malicious Advice Mallard

having a hard time parking? turn on your hazard lights. you can legally park anywhere for 20 minutes with your hazards on

having a hard time parking? turn on your hazard lights.
 you can legally park anywhere for 20 minutes with your hazards on  Malicious Advice Mallard

start drinking heavily everyone is funnier and more enthusiastic when drunk

start drinking heavily
 everyone is funnier and more enthusiastic when drunk  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girlfriend's vagina tastes bad? Just put a jolly rancher in your mouth and ignore it.

Girlfriend's vagina tastes bad? Just put a jolly rancher in your mouth and ignore it.  Malicious Advice Mallard
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