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Next time you have sex, finish on her face without telling her. Women like men who are aggressive and assertive.

Next time you have sex, finish on her face without telling her. Women like men who are aggressive and assertive. Malicious Advice Mallard
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now whenever you want to write a meme, you don't want the message you are telling everyone to be misinterpreted right? Therefore don't skimp on the explanation: you wont be disappointed good luck!

now whenever you want to write a meme, you don't want the message you are telling everyone to be misinterpreted right? Therefore don't skimp on the explanation: you wont be disappointed good luck! Malicious Advice Mallard
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If the girl you like gets a boyfriend you can still totally hook up with her

If the girl you like gets a boyfriend you can still totally hook up with her Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want people to stop downvoting your comment? Make sure to Add "edit: really guys? downvotes?"

Want people to stop downvoting your comment? Make sure to Add
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Your Gf/Wife asleep and you want to wake her up? Slap her with your dick

Your Gf/Wife asleep and you want to wake her up? Slap her with your dick Malicious Advice Mallard
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got bulging muscles or armories full of weapons? use them to oppress other people.

got bulging muscles or armories full of weapons? use them to oppress other people. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bored of studying? go on reddit for just five minutes

Bored of studying? go on reddit for just five minutes Malicious Advice Mallard
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Always use a condom Two is better than one

Always use a condom Two is better than one Malicious Advice Mallard
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There's always tomorrow

There's always tomorrow Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you get caught in an avalanche CUP YOUR HANDS AROUND YOUR MOUTH TO CREATE AN AIR POCKET AND THEN SPIT. Dig the direction the spit goes.

If you get caught in an avalanche CUP YOUR HANDS AROUND YOUR MOUTH TO CREATE AN AIR POCKET AND THEN SPIT. Dig the direction the spit goes. Malicious Advice Mallard
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