Malicious Advice Mallard

Fellas, go ahead and leave your cell unlocked on the table while you sleep at your girl's house She wouldn't dare

Fellas, go ahead and  leave your cell unlocked on the table while you sleep at your girl's house She wouldn't dare  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to Lose weight? Food poisoning will take the pounds right off!

Want to Lose weight? 
 Food poisoning will take the pounds right off!   Malicious Advice Mallard

Drunk and worried you might offend someone? blackout, it doesn't count if you can't remember it

Drunk and worried you might offend someone? blackout, it doesn't count if you can't remember it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Drop out of school If bill gates can do it so can you

Drop out of school
 If bill gates can do it so can you  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to get the attention of the hottest girl in the school? slap her ass, run around and grab her boobs. she will love your attempts to talk

want to get the attention of the hottest girl in the school? 
 slap her ass, run around and grab her boobs. she will love your attempts to talk   Malicious Advice Mallard

Tired of annoying people trying to be your friend? Share some extreme religious and political views

Tired of annoying people trying to be your friend? Share some extreme religious and political views  Malicious Advice Mallard

In a foreign country? Let them know you're from America so they know to treat you with respect

In a foreign country?
 Let them know you're from America so they know to treat you with respect  Malicious Advice Mallard

Go to school drunk The Extra confidence will get you more participation points

Go to school drunk The Extra confidence will get you more participation points   Malicious Advice Mallard

Run the boston marathon You'll have a blast

Run the boston marathon You'll have a blast  Malicious Advice Mallard

HAVE A HANGNAIL? RIP IT OFF LIKE A BAND AID. IT'S QUICK AND PAINLESS.

HAVE A HANGNAIL?  RIP IT OFF LIKE A BAND AID. IT'S QUICK AND PAINLESS.   Malicious Advice Mallard
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