Malicious Advice Mallard

Like some of the first pictures and posts of your crush on facebook They will be more likely to like you back because they realize you care

Like some of the first pictures and posts of your crush on facebook They will be more likely to like you back because they realize you care  Malicious Advice Mallard

Mother's day has been officially cancelled this year

Mother's day
 has been officially cancelled this year  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to show a girl you're interested? say "break me off a piece of that" when she walks by

Want to show a girl you're interested?
 say

Go ahead, sleep at work your boss will think you're working really hard

Go ahead, sleep at work your boss will think you're working really hard  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't Listen to actual advice Mallard he's a nazi

Don't Listen to actual advice Mallard he's a nazi  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to go to the gym but lack motivation tell your girlfriend she's fat. She'll then become your gym partner

If you want to go to the gym but lack motivation  tell your girlfriend she's fat. She'll then become your gym partner   Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't try to make a mallard meme if you are color blind

Don't try to make a mallard meme if you are color blind  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to make a girl laugh? Show her anal cunt songs, girls love offensive jokes

Want to make a girl laugh? Show her anal cunt songs, girls love offensive jokes   Malicious Advice Mallard

shout bomb in an airport security will know it is an april fools joke and find it funny

shout bomb in an airport security will know it is an april fools joke and find it funny  Malicious Advice Mallard

Just because she didn't know what was happening doesn't mean it was rape

Just because she didn't know what was happening
 doesn't mean it was rape  Malicious Advice Mallard
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