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Need a lot of cash? Kill your parents for their life insurance money

Need a lot of cash? Kill your parents for their life insurance money Malicious Advice Mallard
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Instead of taking her to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by a lake Push her in

Instead of taking her to dinner and a movie, take her to the park by a lake Push her in Malicious Advice Mallard
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if you know the joke someone is telling you beat them to the punch line: they will be grateful for the time you have saved them

if you know the joke someone is telling you beat them to the punch line: they will be grateful for the time you have saved them Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to lose weight? try cocaine

Want to lose weight? try cocaine Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to understand how women's minds work? try reading the wheel of time or cosmo

Want to understand how women's minds work? try reading the wheel of time or cosmo Malicious Advice Mallard
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minor cut? apply a solution of equal amounts rubbing alcohol, citric acid, and salt.

minor cut? apply a solution of equal amounts rubbing alcohol, citric acid, and salt. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Text a lot while on the date It'll show her how popular you are

Text a lot while on the date It'll show her how popular you are Malicious Advice Mallard
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Girlfriend on her period? Suggest anal sex

Girlfriend on her period? Suggest anal sex Malicious Advice Mallard
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Go on r/new and comment "first" on everything people will think youre cool and funny then give you karma

Go on r/new and comment
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Running low on gas? you can get more out of your gas by watering it down

Running low on gas? you can get more out of your gas by watering it down Malicious Advice Mallard
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