Malicious Advice Mallard

"Just ask your boss... if his daughters are in to threesomes."

can't come up with quality memes? make an excessive number of mediocre ones, quantity makes up for quality

can't come up with quality memes? make an excessive number of mediocre ones,
quantity makes up for quality  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to avoid skipping another leg day? Don't work out in the first place

Want to avoid skipping another leg day? Don't work out in the first place   Malicious Advice Mallard

If you see a guy running with a fire extinguisher trip him

If you see a guy running with a fire extinguisher trip him  Malicious Advice Mallard

your girlfriend said she doesn't want a birthday present? Don't get her anything. she means it

your girlfriend said she doesn't want a birthday present? Don't get her anything. she means it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Didn't get the job? Bitch about how unfair it is, they'll realise their mistake and hire you

Didn't get the job? Bitch about how unfair it is, they'll realise their mistake and hire you  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to warm up the house? GASOLINE AND MATCHES

Need to warm up the house? GASOLINE AND MATCHES  Malicious Advice Mallard

WANT BETTER GAS MILEAGE? ADD AN OUNCE OF SUGAR TO YOUR GAS TANK AT EACH FILL UP

WANT BETTER GAS MILEAGE? ADD AN OUNCE OF SUGAR TO YOUR GAS TANK AT EACH FILL UP  Malicious Advice Mallard

circlebroke should be a default

circlebroke should be a default  Malicious Advice Mallard

Stop signs with white borders are optional

Stop signs with white borders
 are optional  Malicious Advice Mallard
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