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girlfriend asks does my bum look big in this? answer yes!

girlfriend asks does my bum look big in this? answer yes!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Girls, make your profile a baby pic guys will love it

Girls, make your profile a baby pic guys will love it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Making memes for reddit? Don't worry, grammar won't affect your karma.

Making memes for reddit? Don't worry, grammar won't affect your karma. 
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Eat something too spicy? Just use mouth wash, it gets rid of the burn.

Eat something too spicy? Just use mouth wash, it gets rid of the burn.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Most refreshing drink after brushing your teeth? orange juice.

Most refreshing drink after brushing your teeth? orange juice.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got pulled over by the cops and want to get out of a ticket? Tell them they should have better things to do than harass you.

Got pulled over by the cops and want to get out of a ticket? Tell them they should have better things to do than harass you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a bad cough? try heroin, its a great cough suppressant

Have a bad cough?
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Eyes itchy? Scratch it until they stop

Eyes itchy? Scratch it until they stop  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a way to "spice" up your sex life? use some tobasco as lube

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