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Want a new cellphone? Drop it in boiling hot water.

Want a new cellphone? Drop it in boiling hot water. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Worried about your child getting up and wandering around the house at night? Lock their bedroom door when they go to bed

Worried about your child getting up and wandering around the house at night? Lock their bedroom door when they go to bed Malicious Advice Mallard
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Looking to make a great first impression? Start off with a racist joke.

Looking to make a great first impression? Start off with a racist joke. Malicious Advice Mallard
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know someone who has just completed a year of being sober? celebrate by buying them a drink

know someone who has just completed a year of being sober? celebrate by buying them a drink Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone goes out of their way to do something of benefit to you Assume they have ulterior motives and reject their assistance in the most obnoxious manner you can muster.

If someone goes out of their way to do something of benefit to you Assume they have ulterior motives and reject their assistance in the most obnoxious manner you can muster. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Afraid of getting an STD? Try anal. It's perfectly sterile and feels great!

Afraid of getting an STD? Try anal. It's perfectly sterile and feels great! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Guys, want to have great, frequent, no-hassle sex for the rest of your life? Get Married

Guys, want to have great, frequent, no-hassle sex for the rest of your life? Get Married Malicious Advice Mallard
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Drive as fast and daring as possible on a date So you'll have more face to face time to spend together

Drive as fast and daring as possible on a date So you'll have more face to face time to spend together Malicious Advice Mallard
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You know that girl that is crazy in love with you but you care nothing for? Go ahead and have sex with her it'll be fun

You know that girl that is crazy in love with you but you care nothing for? Go ahead and have sex with her it'll be fun Malicious Advice Mallard
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TIRED OF IGNORANT, UNGRATEFUL FOOLS? GET A JOB IN TECH SUPPORT

TIRED OF IGNORANT, UNGRATEFUL FOOLS? GET A JOB IN TECH SUPPORT Malicious Advice Mallard
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