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Dont want to pay $4.99 for reddit phone app? Just go to reddit.com in your safari app

Dont want to pay $4.99 for reddit phone app? Just go to reddit.com in your safari app Malicious Advice Mallard
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So you wont forget write your pin # on your debit card

So you wont forget write your pin # on your debit card Malicious Advice Mallard
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Want to quit smoking? Go to prison

Want to quit smoking? Go to prison Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to save money? Try turning condoms inside-out and reusing them.

Trying to save money? Try turning condoms inside-out and reusing them. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Can't afford to care for a dog? Have a baby instead. The taxpayers will be more than happy to help.

Can't afford to care for a dog? Have a baby instead. The taxpayers will be more than happy to help. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Need to fix your waste disposal? put your penis in it

Need to fix your waste disposal? put your penis in it Malicious Advice Mallard
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When the guy you just met at the bar that you're about to hook up with says he's never done this before and he doesn't need to wear a condom You should trust him. I mean, why would he lie?

When the guy you just met at the bar that you're about to hook up with says he's never done this before and he doesn't need to wear a condom You should trust him. I mean, why would he lie? Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you see a baby and don't know if it's a boy or girl call him/her "it"

If you see a baby and don't know if it's a boy or girl call him/her
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To broke to go to the gym? Go with a friend that has a membership and tell them you are your friends caretaker. Get in free.

To broke to go to the gym? Go with a friend that has a membership and tell them you are your friends caretaker. Get in free. Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have a bad grade in class? Complain to the teacher He will realize his poor techniques and bump your grade up

Have a bad grade in class? Complain to the teacher He will realize his poor techniques and bump your grade up Malicious Advice Mallard
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