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Some girls like it when men do not treat them with respect So don't treat any of them with respect and you might get laid.

Some girls like it when men do not treat them with respect So don't treat any of them with respect and you might get laid.  Malicious Advice Mallard

don't forget that mother's day is Sunday, May 19th

don't forget that mother's day is Sunday, May 19th  Malicious Advice Mallard

bloody nose? tilt you head back

bloody nose? tilt you head back  Malicious Advice Mallard

Does someone you know have roaches but can't afford an exterminator? just release some wolf spiders to clear it up

Does someone you know have roaches but can't afford an exterminator? just release some wolf spiders to clear it up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Lifting something heavy? Lift with your back. It will be easier on the legs

Lifting something heavy? Lift with your back. It will be easier on the legs  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need a conversation starter on a first date? Talk about your religious and political beliefs.

Need a conversation starter on a first date?
 Talk about your religious and political beliefs.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Fapping in the shower? Use soap as a substitute for lotion

Fapping in the shower? Use soap as a substitute for lotion  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are posting and want plausible deniability Make sure your repost has a unique URL

If you are posting and want plausible deniability Make sure your repost has a unique URL  Malicious Advice Mallard

First time meeting partners parents? try argue with them as much as possible it shows intellect

First time meeting partners parents? try argue with them as much as possible it shows intellect  Malicious Advice Mallard

since you are planning on getting serious about a diet tomorrow you should splurge tonight

since you are planning on getting serious about a diet tomorrow you should splurge tonight  Malicious Advice Mallard
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