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smoke cigarettes it will help keep you thin

smoke cigarettes it will help keep you thin  Malicious Advice Mallard

Got a parking ticket? put it on the car next to you, most people won't check the license plate number and pay it

Got a parking ticket? put it on the car next to you, most people won't check the license plate number and pay it   Malicious Advice Mallard

tell your girlfriend if she reaches a certain weight, you won't have sex with her those pounds will come flying off!

tell your girlfriend if she reaches a certain weight, you won't have sex with her
 those pounds will come flying off!  Malicious Advice Mallard

Looking for a great new gaming console? Purchase the xbox one

Looking for a great new gaming console?
 Purchase the xbox one  Malicious Advice Mallard

It's rabbit season.

 It's rabbit season.  Malicious Advice Mallard

make sure you die near a mallard duck

make sure you die near a mallard duck  Malicious Advice Mallard

having troubles with your girlfriend? move in with her. Spending more time together will help her remember why she likes you

having troubles with your girlfriend? move in with her.
  Spending more time together will help her remember why she likes you   Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to speed up your PC? Open regedit and delete everything inside.

Want to speed up your PC? Open regedit and delete everything inside.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Feeling better after 2 days? Stop taking your antibiotics and refrigerate them, then you won't need to go the doctor next time you're sick.

Feeling better after 2 days?
 Stop taking your antibiotics  and refrigerate them, then you won't need to go the doctor next time you're sick.  Malicious Advice Mallard

too nervous to buy condoms? not to worry, the Pull out method is just as effective

too nervous to buy condoms?
 not to worry, the Pull out method is just as effective  Malicious Advice Mallard
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