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FEELING TIRED WITH NO COFFEE? COCAINE WILL WORK.

FEELING TIRED WITH NO COFFEE? COCAINE WILL WORK.  Malicious Advice Mallard

watch this gif while high on acid

watch this gif
 while high on acid  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a family member in a wheel chair? put all of their favorite foods in the top shelves of the pantry. They will appreciate the motivation.

Have a family member in a wheel chair?
 put all of their favorite foods in the top shelves of the pantry. They will appreciate the motivation.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't get an internship in college unless it pays working for free is for chumps

Don't get an internship in college unless it pays
 working for free is for chumps  Malicious Advice Mallard

Baby won't stop crying? Cover their face with a pillow It makes them feel secure like they are back in the womb

Baby won't stop crying? Cover their face with a pillow It makes them feel secure like they are back in the womb  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get Red Cross to stop calling you? tell them you had sex for money and they'll never call again

Want to get Red Cross to stop calling you? tell them you had sex for money 
and they'll never call again
  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're interested in a guy tell him you have a boyfriend, It'll make you more desirable.

If you're interested in a guy tell him you have a boyfriend, It'll make you more desirable.   Malicious Advice Mallard

Post a joke ad on Craigslist offering to sell a baby. It'll be really funny.

Post a joke ad on Craigslist offering to sell a baby.
 It'll be really funny.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Pick your scabs This allows air to get to the wounds, helping them to heal faster.

Pick your scabs This allows air to get to the wounds, helping them to heal faster.  Malicious Advice Mallard

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