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Married and going out of Town? nows a good time to trim your pubes.

Married and going out of Town? nows a good time to trim your pubes. Malicious Advice Mallard
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You want to have a logical conversation about a controversial topic without people resorting to calling each other degrading names Post to Reddit

You want to have a logical conversation about a controversial topic without people resorting to calling each other degrading names Post to Reddit Malicious Advice Mallard
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Trying to get in good with a girl who has a cat? Put a cat treat down your pants so her cat will spend time in your lap and appear to like you

Trying to get in good with a girl who has a cat? Put a cat treat down your pants so her cat will spend time in your lap and appear to like you Malicious Advice Mallard
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Be as offensive as you want Just tell everyone you were being ironic

Be as offensive as you want Just tell everyone you were being ironic Malicious Advice Mallard
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Tired of being so fucking beta? Eat some alpha particles

Tired of being so fucking beta? Eat some alpha particles Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone is upset about a life decision that they made reassure them by saying "Remember, You did sign up for this"

If someone is upset about a life decision that they made reassure them by saying
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Want to blend in at a south ameristralian bar? Order a fosters. Everyone drinks them down under.

Want to blend in at a south ameristralian bar? Order a fosters. Everyone drinks them down under. Malicious Advice Mallard
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if a woman asks you to guess her age say 200. When she gets offended, you can turn it into a joke by saying you thought she asked you to guess her weight.

if a woman asks you to guess her age say 200. When she gets offended, you can turn it into a joke by saying you thought she asked you to guess her weight. Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you go to a high school reunion be yourself

If you go to a high school reunion be yourself Malicious Advice Mallard
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Pulled over by a cop, while carrying a firearm? Wave it out the window to signal the cop it's safe to come over.

Pulled over by a cop, while carrying a firearm? Wave it out the window to signal the cop it's safe to come over. Malicious Advice Mallard
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