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Not sure if the toilet is clogged? keep flushing

Not sure if the toilet is clogged? keep flushing  Malicious Advice Mallard

IPhone Battery Low? Charging it in a Microwave for 3 Minutes recharges your phone and increases battery life

IPhone Battery Low? Charging it in a Microwave for 3 Minutes recharges your phone and increases battery life  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't want to buy your girlfriend a birthday present? Propose to her a couple of weeks before her birthday.

Don't want to buy your girlfriend a birthday present?
 Propose to her a couple of weeks before her birthday.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you just Rob a bank you can have an expensive wedding, honeymoon, and house.

if you just Rob a bank you can have an expensive wedding, honeymoon, and house.  Malicious Advice Mallard

if a male friend ever expresses emotions or concern about your wellbeing he is a creep, discard him. Unfeeling douchebags really do make the best boyfriends

if a male friend ever expresses emotions or concern about your wellbeing
 he is a creep, discard him.  Unfeeling douchebags really do make the best boyfriends  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have something due? Do it tomorrow. You deserve a rest

Have something due? Do it tomorrow. You deserve a rest  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you're meeting an Australian for the first time Ask him to recite the sentence, "A Dingo Ate My Baby"

If you're meeting an Australian for the first time
 Ask him to recite the sentence,

get caught shoplifting? try to outrun the cop, he wont expect it

get caught shoplifting?
 try to outrun the cop, he wont expect it  Malicious Advice Mallard

want to carry a gun? Paint the tip orange and pass it off as a toy

want to carry a gun?  Paint the tip orange and pass it off as a toy  Malicious Advice Mallard

if you are sad , listen a sad song you gonna you feel better

if you are sad , listen a sad song you gonna you feel better  Malicious Advice Mallard
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