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Delete system 32 It makes windows run faster!

Delete system 32 It makes windows run faster!  Malicious Advice Mallard

bird seed is cheaper than cat food

bird seed is cheaper than cat food   Malicious Advice Mallard

if you see a sheep on its back run straight to it, wait until it suffocates, then take it home and cook it

if you see a sheep on its back run straight to it, wait until it suffocates, then take it home and cook it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Have a loan? Get another one to pay it off

Have a loan? Get another one to pay it off  Malicious Advice Mallard

Send flowers to your wife anonymously, If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.

Send flowers to your wife anonymously,
 If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of mosquito bites? Itch them

Want to get rid of mosquito bites? Itch them  Malicious Advice Mallard

Teach your daughter how to cook To reinforce gender stereotypes

Teach your daughter how to cook
 To reinforce gender stereotypes  Malicious Advice Mallard

When a stranger asks you to take a picture of them Pretend to run away with their camera; they will think it is funny

When a stranger asks you to take a picture of them
 Pretend to run away with their camera; they will think it is funny  Malicious Advice Mallard

Someone walking slow in front of you? stomping on their Achilles tendon will remind them to speed up

Someone walking slow in front of you?
 stomping on their Achilles tendon will remind them to speed up  Malicious Advice Mallard

Need to get rid of unexpected boner Jerk it off

Need to get rid of unexpected boner Jerk it off  Malicious Advice Mallard
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