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Going to give a blowjob? You should eat spicy foods right before so you don't taste the cum.

Going to give a blowjob? You should eat spicy foods right before so you don't taste the cum. Malicious Advice Mallard
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girlfriend a feminist? be sure to tell her how cute that is

girlfriend a feminist? be sure to tell her how cute that is Malicious Advice Mallard
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Got sunburn? rub the area with a towel, it will exfoliate the skin and help it heal faster

Got sunburn? rub the area with a towel, it will exfoliate the skin and help it heal faster Malicious Advice Mallard
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Have itchy balls? Icy hot works great

Have itchy balls? Icy hot works great Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you're colorblind always listen to actual advice mallard

If you're colorblind always listen to actual advice mallard Malicious Advice Mallard
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If someone doesn't resond to your text in the first 30 mins Send "hey" again to make sure they got it the first time

If someone doesn't resond to your text in the first 30 mins Send
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Want easy karma? Go to r/atheism and talk about all the good the church has done for the world

Want easy karma? Go to r/atheism and talk about all the good the church has done for the world Malicious Advice Mallard
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If you don't like your job take more bathroom breaks

If you don't like your job take more bathroom breaks Malicious Advice Mallard
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inventing something? Tell reddit. they won't steal the idea, and they'll tell you how good it is

inventing something? Tell reddit. they won't steal the idea, and they'll tell you how good it is Malicious Advice Mallard
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rude people in the theater keep talking over the movie? yell "FIRE"

rude people in the theater keep talking over the movie? yell
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