Malicious Advice Mallard

Think your house is too quiet? Have children

Think your house is too quiet?
 Have children  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to spice up your sex life? Check out Cosmo for some great tips

Want to spice up your sex life? Check out Cosmo for some great tips  Malicious Advice Mallard

Use coke as a mouthwash substitute It can save money and dissolve the plaque

Use coke as a mouthwash substitute 
 It can save money and dissolve the plaque  Malicious Advice Mallard

If a foreign person is having trouble understanding you Speak s l o w e r and more loudly

If a foreign person is having trouble understanding you Speak   s l o w e r and more loudly  Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't Take advice from a duck if you are colorblind

Don't Take advice from a duck if you are colorblind  Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to look cool? Start smoking

Want to look cool? Start smoking  Malicious Advice Mallard

Tell the bartender you're the DD So they'll give you free soda to mix with the booze you snuck in

Tell the bartender you're the DD So they'll give you free soda to mix with the booze you snuck in  Malicious Advice Mallard

When ever a women says "Do what you want" do what you want

When ever a women says

Coat hangers Are cheaper than abortion clinics

Coat hangers  Are cheaper than abortion clinics  Malicious Advice Mallard

If your friend is displaying signs of depression Send them an update on how great your life is going. It will cheer them right up

If your friend is displaying signs of depression Send them an update on how great your life is going. It will cheer them right up  Malicious Advice Mallard
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